shimy
a girl who’s a hoe/sl-t/slide all rolled into one. a bottom-less pit.
“that b-tch jessica is the only shimy, she’ll let any dude run up in her”
a baby alligator that eats orange jelly beans on tuesdays
i just saw a shimy on tuesday that was eating orange jelly beans.
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- shindowopping
window shopping,under the influence of alcohol, window shopping with an alcohic slurr, spent all your money on alcohol,not enough money left to actually purchase anything. hey bubba, lets go shindowopping fer a new pickup truck.
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- Shit Jerky
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