SHIMZONED


shimzoned; when a female friendzones you but makes you think you still have a chance so you do her work for her and get a sneaky hand in every now and again
oh man ! that girl seng, i think she shimzoned you 😮

hey seng do you like shim… “no he’s like a brother to me”
shimzoned

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