shiniest turd
the best looking thing amongst a group of terrible things. even though it may look good when compared to those other things, it’s really nothing to be excited about. it’s the best of worst.
person 1: hey microsoft released windows 7! it’s their best os yet!
person 2: yeah whatever, it’s just the shiniest t-rd in the box.
person 1: did you check out those hillbilly women over there? they’re all ugly but one actually has all her teeth!
person 2: that would make her the shiniest t-rd in the box!
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the british equivelant to the american term, gin gout, which basically means garbage in/garbage out or sh-t in/sh-t out. this terminology would be typically used by refuse collectors, or bin men. lets get this shin shout and b-gg-r off home.
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profiteering off the shipping of a product. i do enjoy buying goods off ebay but the prolific practice of ship rape often spoils the experience.
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the smell of lysol over sh-t. someone takes a dump, sprays air freshener…got that shisol scent. nothing like the smell of crisp linen with the hint of last nights supper. “it smells like shisol in here.”
- SketchTD
n. a transitive stigma contracted when a girl hooks up with, sleeps with, or becomes somehow romantically involved with a person of questionable repute. sketchtds may or may not have a biological basis; hence, the use of condoms or dental dams do not prevent their transmission. sketchtds are usually incurable. however, the outward appearance and […]