Shining Wizzard
when you’re taking a p-ss in the countryside and happen to p-ss on an electric fence giving your d-ck and b-lls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the great muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumb-ss.
(young billy meyer stood in front of the cl-ss and offered the following poem.)
ode to the shining wizzard.
when i was young and had no sense.
i took a p-ss on an electric fence.
it hurt so bad, shocked my b-lls,
i took a cr-p in my overalls.
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