shinnie the wit
the polite spoonerist way of addressing winnie the pooh’s father, the unforunately named winnie the sh-t..
boy: “daddy, why is winnie the pooh called pooh?”
daddy: “because he is a little sh.. pooh!, but his father decided to change the family name to something less obviously t-rd related.. not a particularly major change considering the fact that most folk still wonder if the name of “pooh” is in anyway related to the fact the perverted bear is naked from the waist down..”
boy: “so, what was his father called?”..
daddy: “erm, … shinnie the wit?”
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