Shinobi Guido Gangster
a mix of asian, black, and guido. a black ninja wearing chanel earrings and spiked hair. they are also good with all types of weapons. swords, guns(glocks), shurikens, kunai, and their spiked hair too.
what you would get if you crossed jet li, dj pauly d from jersey sh-r-, and 50 cent.
jakub: hey scott, did you just hear something?
scott: no, why?
(shink!, pow!, creak!, pftoo!)
jakub and scott(filled with cuts and bullet holes): the shin-bi guido gangster!
(found dead in hong kompton the next day…)
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