Shiny Penny Syndrome


when a guy or girl sees a “shiny penny” (a hot guy or girl) & all their attention is focused on them until they see a newer, shinier penny (a new hot guy or girl) & they completely forget about the first penny.
girl 1: “josh is so hot. i think i really like him.”

-hot stranger walks by-

girl 1: “holy cr-p he”s so gorgeous!”

girl 2: “what about josh?”

girl 1: “huh? who’s josh??”

girl 2: “you totally have shiny penny syndrome.”

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