Shiny rock
someone that is really cute, but has a sh-t personality
(credits to annie marshall for this)
wow he’s super hot but he’s just a shiny rock
when you are focused on doing something and all of a sudden you are distracted. when you are having a conversation and all of a sudden you are distracted or have a random thought.
having a conversation with someone and noticing their “shiny” ring or jewelry, in which your focus suddenly becomes about their jewelry.
you are having a conversation with someone and all of a sudden “shiny rock” you change the subject to something completely random or different.
you are focused on doing something and all of a sudden “shiny rock” you randomly do something completely off track of that focus.
#randomly distracted #sudden realization #thought disruption #distraction #random thought
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