shiny trombone
a rusty trombone wherein the recipient of -n-lingus and a reacharound concludes by urinating rather than ejaculating.
james drank a large quant-ty of coffee early in the morning, so his antic-p-ted rusty trombone instead became a shiny trombone.
during s-x when a girl -j-c-l-t-s and the guy pulls out and it’s all shiny with c-m
“dude you should have seen this chick, she gave me the best shiny trombone ever”
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