Shoot a new turkey

a variant on “turn over a new leaf”, but -ssociated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car’s oil, or going to the dentist.

origin: every thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.
i really hate moving, but you just gotta shoot a new turkey, ya know?

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