shiny umbrella
noun:
1. a fully erect p-n-s, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight
2. a flaccid p-n-s, shiny with saliva from a recent bl-wj-b
1. dude #1: hey man, check out my shiny umbrella.
dude #2: wow, you didn’t miss a hair. no h-m-
2. girl: then i got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella i had left him with
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