Ship, captain, and crew


noun, can be used as a verb: the act of inserting one’s p-n-s into a r-ct-m. this is the ship. upon the successful entry of said p-n-s, one will insert the first (perferred) of two t-st-cl-s. this is the captain. upon the boarding of the ship this captain will ultimately need his crew. at this time the lesser of two t-st-cl-s will be inserted. once this has happened you have won the “pot” … as in her -n-s.
i went to a dinner party with a date and asked if the ship, captain, and crew could come along.

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