Ship in a Bottle
an instance where, in desperate desire for s-x, a man removes the tampon from a woman, -j-c-l-t-s into her v-g-n- and then reseals the v-g-n- with the tampon trapping the s-m-n inside.
she was on her time, but being as desperate as i was i gave her a ship in a bottle anyway.
when p-ssing in a bottle (preferably gatorade)slipping and getting your un erect p-n-s stuck in the opening. then due to the friction said p-n-s becomes erect leaving the person with a wooden structure that they cannot get out of the bottle.
“dude, i was p-ssing in a bottle when you hit that speed b-mp. now i have a ship in a bottle and can’t get it out”
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