Shipei
shee-pay> //:she pays/
a creature which lives in the southern parts of asia and feeds on c-ckroaches and peanuts. therefore it’s mouth has the characteristics of a beaver in order to crush the hard sh-ll of the c-ckroaches. although it has no nose, it can scent preditors such as the shahzeb shahzeb: a three-legged snail with an unpleasent odor produced by it’s -n-s using its -n-l sections (it has three) from within fifty metres. one of the most mutated shipeis tend to be able to play cello and say “poo” therefore its most common nickname is shipoo.
during the years the word shipoo has developed to describe someone who usually finds a s-xual innuedo when it doesn’t exist, and also has become a famous shampoo brand in scandinavian countries, such as sweden and denmark.
g-d, he’s such a shipoo!
oh don’t worry, it’s just a shipei.
u know, shipoo has a new flavoured shampoo for this spring!
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