ships that pass in the night
when you meet someone of the opposite s-x who is incredible and you have such a fantastic time but only for a short period. you both go your separate ways wishing you could stay together longer. normally when you meet someone away from home. you part with fond memories of each other.
stu: i have to go now, but i loved spending that time with you, you are incredible.
mary: its sad, just consider us as ships that p-ss in the night.
stu: ok bye.
mary: bye.
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