Shipwreck Schell
1. a rather large, burly, bearded, foul mouthed, violent and crazy sailor that is half irish and half german, but 100 % american. he isn’t necessarily an alcoholic,but he must feed on large quant-tes of tastey alcohol to survive!
1. shipwreck drank everything in sight.then someone insulted the u.s. and his beard. so, shipwreck smashed everything in the bar and mauled several patrons.
2. at 6am, after a night of drinking and clubbing, shipwreck p-ssed out on the ground in the living room of eriks house. he was at my house in my kitchen ,at 10:30am the same morning, enjoying a coffee mug of vodka on the rocks.
3. i’ve heard an expression ” cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish” . i think it should be shortened to ” i’m shipwreck sch-ll b-tch”.
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