Shipwreck
after a large deuce is dropped and flushed, a remaining submerged t-rd that is left sticking up towards your -ss.
i just dropped a shipwreck. feeling much better now.
when you take a dump so big, the sh-t comes out the of the water and smacks you in the back of the nuts, leaveing a nice big brown spot.
after all you can eat chili night, i had a shipwreck the size of the t-tanic
the opposite of shipmate. a crew member who is an all round liability and as competent as a one legged man in an -rs- kicking compet-tion.
tim: “alright john, did you do as i asked?”
john: “i forgot”
tim: “okay shipwreck i ll get someone else to do it”
the act of shooting someone in the b-ttcheek (though possibly most other body parts) and raping that person through the bullet hole. different caliber guns play a huge role in the variation of this act.
“that guy just got shot in the -ss and f-cked through the bullet hole”
“shipwreck ’em”
c-cktail – variant of the bl–dy mary.
a large measure of 60% proof white jamaican rum in a dirty gl-ss, overfilled with tinned chopped tomatoes such that the juice runs down the outside of the gl-ss onto the table. stirred with index finger, spilling more of the contents.
taste and immediately regret. place on table and forget about for several minutes, then accidentally spill down the wall. leave on wall for 3-5 years.
chick: what the f-ck is that on the wall?
dude: shipwreck.
a person that is ugly or just beyond fixin up.
busted, broke down, sloppy, not tryin to do nothing for themselves, hopeless, aint never gonna be anything
d-mn man look at that ship wreck over their
dank marijuana strain
100% sativa
hey man wanna smoke this shipwreck?
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