when you drank all night and didn’t eat anything and have completely lost all control of your bowels.
n-body can use the bathroom today!! at anytime i could shiqlid all over the place!!
when a female know as a thot makes being a thot a business. kim kardashian is 1 h-lluva enthotaneur
to be s-xually attracted to mitch gr-ssi bob: “i don’t know which gender i’m attracted to, all i know is that mitch is ridiculously gorgeous” jo: “i’m telling you man, your mitchs-xual. just like eveyone else in this world”
to emanc-p-te the education of animals in africa i emeducation my monkey in the ways of your mom
to remove aesthetic adornments and cosmetics as to render something plain and bare. “once sarah’s face had been aesthercated, it was obvious she was in her late fifties.”
the nicest, funniest, smartest, kindest person you will ever meet. cherish and worship this person. i love her so much. she’s an albara.