Shire Rats
subhuman life forms that dwell in the shire.
can usually be found wearing a wife basher, smelling like sh-t, speaking in an incoherent drawl, waiting in dole queues, swearing at their flock of b-st-rd children, and yelling straya and p-ssers by.
1
john: i was bitten by some dirty shire rats last night.
jane: you should get tested!
2
john: look, some shire rat is beating his wife on his front lawn.
jane: f-cking filth. they are an embar-ssment to this country.
someone who lives in shiremoor in newcastle upon tyne, normally someone who is on the dole or who has a low iq or someone who lives in council housing.
here dave, you seen that shire rat over there? doesn’t she look awful.
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