shirepuss
a member of the community of shirecliffe, who is known as a ‘p-ssy’ when compared to others of the same mother community. often spotted in bars, clubs, and bus shelters. within the shire, the call “brrrrrrrrap” is often heard during the mating season. they are also known for their taste for morning fresh dishwasher cleaning fluid.
shirepuss: “brrrrrrrrrrrrap”
non-freak: “shut the f-ck up shirepuss!”
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