Shirker Bandit


traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you – a good old flim-flam man. it now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.

they are sharp tools.
ross: hey sharman, don’t you need to finish the gas brief?
sharman: i’m being transferred man, you’ll have to take it all over, now i’m off to lunch!
ross: you are the monarch of shirker bandits!

wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now i need to finish it! what a shirker bandit!

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