Shirley Myers
a shirley myers is a s-xual act in which a women shaves the area around a mans -n-s, before licking it. the act coined its name a long time ago in country victoria, australia.
dude, i wanted a rim job and she said i was to hairy. so she gave me a full shirley myers!
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