Shmackle
a short, thin p-n-s often studded with genital warts. similar to a chode but not at all girthy.
manny: so your wife says you have a shmackle?
greg: yea, she says she can’t feel a thing in bed. 🙁
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- shmangtacular
(adj) describing the use of a p-n-s of abnormal size/color. “billy, that shmangtacular rape i watched last night was authentic.” “who the f-ck are you?”
- shmed
a ciggarette, us. a f-g, british. “hey, give me one of them shmeds” “do you have any shmeds?” a fat midget with a deep voice. dude that shmed looks like an “umpa lumpa” but has a deep voice! my uncle is a shmed! hes so short and fat, and has a deep voice too! nick […]
- shmids
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- Short Game
s-xual prowess, when up close and personal, as opposed to appearances at a distance. he looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game. s-xual prowess, up close and personal he looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.