shirt dick
the happy coincidence of accidentally leaving your pants fly open, and the corner of your shirt poking out of your fly in such a way so as to form a shirt d-ck that may be mistaken for your very own p-n-s. a largely unfortunate and unintentional occurrence. worse when wearing skin tone coloured shirts.
i was in such a hurry this morning that i forgot to do up my fly. to add insult to injury, after a morning of travelling on public transport and polite conversation with customers, i looked down to discover not only my open fly, but that i was also sporting a rather impressive shirt d-ck.
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