Shirt-reader
an obnoxious person who stands in front of you when you’re in a rush and takes forever to read whatever whimsical graphic tee you happen to be wearing that day out loud to you (as if you didn’t know what your f-cking shirt said).
neill: i was late to biology the other day, and to make matters worse, some shirt-reader got in my way and took forever to read my jesus shirt to me.
kristy: which one?
neill: the one that says brb.
kristy: douche.
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