shower shotgun


to pregame in the shower. there is no actual “shotgunning” involved so this may be done with a mixed drink or a beer. the only stipulation is that the drink must be drunk entirely in the shower.
chick 1:you’re so trashed… what happened??
chick 2: well, i only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, i just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision…

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