shirtless shit


when you are taking a sh-t and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the p–p is just not flowing freely.
tom: dude…worst afternoon.

matt: whys that dude?

tom: i had to take a shirtless sh-t because it just got too intense in there.

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