shiss
when your in a hurry(whether it be to get back to video games, dinner, or bed) and you push to hard while peeing, coincidentally sh-tting your pants.
i heard david in the bathroom at lunch. he was pushing so hard peeing i thought he was going to shiss!
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form of defecation that resembles urine as much as feces; liquid poo.
matt just let some shiss rip in the toilet
to take a p-ss and a sh-t at the same time (a combination of sh-t and p-ss)
lisa: honey, where are you going
scott: i’m going to take a shiss
lisa: don’t you mean a sh-t?
scott: no a shiss, i’m going to take a p-ss and a sh-t, i just think it’s easier and quicker to combine the two and say shiss.
when you go for a dump but only thin light brown water comes out, usually spattering the pan, often resulting in splashback
“i just shissed all over the place”
a complicated art, when performed correctly ‘shissing’ exemplifies multi-tasking and unequivocable prowess to the hilt of mankind’s uppermost eschalons. quite literally, ‘to shiss’ is to excrete simultaneously, which is too say ‘p-ssing whilst sh-tting…shissing’.
a fundamental quality of military leaders and comedic performers alike, shissing nevertheless -ssumes the position of social taboo, and is thus confined to confidential conversation and, inevitably, definithing.com
person 1: buddy, i have an issue…i need to do a twosie and onesie…at the same time
person 2: don’t worry, just take a shiss
person 1: fo’ shissle
to sh-t and p-ss, all in one sitting.
1) dude! pull over! i gotta take a shiss!
2) g-d d-mn it! i think gary just shissed himself!
when you are walking your dog and he attempts to lift his leg to take a p-ss, then re-thinks he has to sh-t. resulting in a dog sh-tting with his one leg up. very comical!
good ol’ taz took a shiss on that rock out of p-ss/sh-t confusion.
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