shistory
a fabricated type of pseudohistory that is typically created and shared with others in some kind of public forum—often seen as a form of sh-t posting somewhere on the internet. the creation of the pseudo history sh-tpost—or shistory—is typically intended for humor, internet trolling, misleading a group of people, or to shed light on a particular subject (or a combination of these intents).
mark: “hey ashley! how great was that shistory lesson ms. howard gave us about the battalion in the civil war that rode grizzly bears instead of horses?!?”
ashley: “it was hilarious! i had no idea where she was going with it either, but boy did she fool us!”
deliberately twisted or misrepresented ideas about the past, with malicious intent.
contrast with mishistory
potus: “the founding father’s intended the united states to be a christian nation.”
scotus: “that’s demonstrably false.”
potus: “it’s history baby.”
scotus: (eyeroll) “that’s shistory.”
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