Shit and Sellotape


a last minute/really poor attempt at something that should’ve been done a long time ago, with three or four times more effort.
ahh mate, the coursework i handed in was such a sh-t and sellotape effort. i thought the deadline was in a week!!
n. a half -rs-d or shabby attempt to perform a task properly.
that tracy island you made is sh-t and sellotape

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