Shit and shuffle
running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty sh-t…in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonsh-tters who may be leaving bathroom….
susie q public had to sh-t and shuffle out of barnes and n-ble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea…luckily she didn’t see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.
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