shit ass on the toe
the random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of person 1’s hands, and to land on person 1’s toe*
person 1: “sh-t -ss on the toe! sh-t. -ss. on the toe!”
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