Shit-Ass Pet fuckers

an infamous chain of pet stores. they’ve reached popularity by having the employees be excessively rude to whoever enters a sh-t–ss pet f-ckers store; the most common greeting being, “get the f-ck out of here, you idiot!” that is usually accompanied by being kicked out.

some have managed to get past the rude employees to find that there is only one can of dog food in each store, and it costs a million dollars. n-body has ever bought one.

another calling card of sh-t–ss pet f-ckers is that they f-ck your pet if you ever go into the store. if you didn’t bring your pet when going in, they’ll find it and f-ck it, wherever it is.

all sh-t–ss pet f-ckers stores have a trademark of having a gigantic yellow sign accompanying each building that reads, “sh-t–ss pet f-ckers” in big letters.

even though sh-t–ss pet f-ckers has never made a profit, business is going great for them. sh-t–ss pet f-ckers has several million stores all over the country and is showing no signs of ever going out of business. they have sh-t–ss pet f-ckers buildings neighboring other sh-t–ss pet f-ckers buildings they are doing so well. every star-bucks coffee shop has at least five sh-t–ss pet f-ckers surrounding them.

sh-t–ss pet f-ckers has received several complaints and demands of changing their strategies and ethics, all to no avail. it seems that sh-t–ss pet f-ckers will be around for decades longer.
d-mn those sh-t–ss pet f-ckers. they f-ck your pet. dog food costs $1,000,000! that’s clearly overpriced!

sh-t–ss pet f-ckers may not only be the worst pet store in the world, but possibly the worst store in general in the world.

don’t like it? f-ckin’ screw! sh-t–ss pet f-ckers!