shit biscuit
a by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. the sh-t biscuit is formed when they sh-t themselves, but doesn’t clean up or get changed right away. over time, the t-rd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like t-rd.
“i went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and i think he had been making a batch of sh-t biscuits.”
a name given to unlikeable characters uusally with dreadlocks this is a nasty piece of sh-t often found attending university and getting stoned.
oi sh-tbiscuit w-sssupppp
a curse word for those times when normal ones just aren’t good enough, and flour-based confectionery items have to be included to properly express one’s frustration.
interchangeable with c-ntcrackers, t-twafers, f-ckbourbons etc
person 1: dude, i totally just got off with that girl you fancy last night, oh and i facebook raped you this morning.
person 2: sh-tbiscuits!
1. a confectionary given to your enemys, consisting of:
sh-t + biscuits.
2. a curse for when “oh f-ck!” just isn’t enough.
1. i really hate that brian-face, i know what i’m going to bake him, sh-t! and biscuits! sh-t-biscuits!
2. oh sh-t-biscuits! (realising youve forgotten to wear clothes whilst in the middle of a flight to ibeza)
like a little kid getting on your nerves is a little sh-t biscuit cause idk they pretty much sh-t in a bag on their waist…oooh or a little black tar baby
“dude im tryin to play guitar hero n-gg-r f-ck off you little sh-t biscuit!!”
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horrible smelling burps or belches. as opposed to reflux. (friend burps) dis n-gg-s burp`s smell so bad…he must have a bad case of sh-tflux, already.
- Darwinshopped
the manipulation of scientific data to prove we used to be monkeys. did you totally watch that beautiful episode about evolution? yeah, as usual, the producers totally darwinshopped all the complex images of nature and left out rational explanations provided by intelligent design.
- shitmidget
a person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem. “joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from canada again – what a sh-tmidget.” n. a small child. wow, i never want to have sh-tmidgets of my own!
- shit my pants
a term used when overly exasperated about a certin situation. another term used to sust-tute “im freaking out” dude i almost sh-t my pants when ryan zimmerman was talking about his dragon drawing to me, what a f-ckin crackasuckam-th-f-cka.
- Shitnosing
the act of letting loose diarrhea into somebody’s mouth, taping it shut, and tickling them until it shoots out their nose. i heard he was doing some hard sh-tnosing at friday’s party.