shit block
when you are at work and you are taking a sh-t and another co-worker walks in the restroom and notices the locked stall door and walks right back out.
“i was taking a sh-t and aaron took one step in the restroom and walked right back out.”
“yeah dude, thats called a sh-t block”
when you go to five guys and see who can last the longest without sh-tting
yo man i gotta sh-t
if you do you lose the sh-t block game brah
when you take the nastiest sh-t when your boy and his girl are making out in the other room… this sh-t literally interrupts s-xy time.
tom is making out with sharlene so i guess its time to make -n-l explosion (sh-t block) to disrupt s-xy time.
when you glue yor -ss together and try to take a sh-t but it’s blocked by your -ss.
“yo, louie, why are you so red? oh, it’s because you had another sh-tblock. dumb-ss.”
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