Shit breath sandwiched


having to sit between two people who’s breath smells like they’ve eaten a dead festering skunk that’s been deep fried in camel sh-t.
i arrived late at training today. the only seat available was between houghton and coughlan. i was truly sh-t breath sandwiched. they nearly melted my face off when they started talking to each other.

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