Shit Camper


someone who silently waits in a bathroom stall until everyone else is gone before they will do or finish their sh-t business.
i was in the stall reading the paper for a long time, when i suddenly heard someone in the next stall cough. i thought “who knows how long that little sh-t camper has been waiting for me to leave”.

i almost decided to have a sh-t camp-off just to see who caved in first.

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