Shit Cert
when someone’s breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing certs mint candy, their breath still reeks like sh-t.
kyle: dude, your breath is rank -ss nasty! you need a breath mint.
dwayne: braaaaa i just ate a couple of breath mints. it should smell minty fresh.
kyle: it ain’t working braaaaaa! what kinda mint was it? a sh-t cert? smells like someone sh-t in your mouth.
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