shit chat
when someone sends you a snapchat of their bm “leavings”.
“dude, thanks for sending me the sh-tchat whilst i was having my dinner!”
“you’re welcome! as you can see i’ve had my dinner already”
a conversation that you see is obviously genna go no where
fred : goat
pete : t-t
fred : this is pure sh-t chat
facebook chat is not chit chat. it’s sh-t chat.
happens when you want to chat with someone using fb chat but it shows that your friend is offline when he/she is actually not.
k: hey
s: hi!
s is offline
s is online
s is offline
s is online
k: stupid fb chat. it’s a total sh-t chat!
when ur talkin sh-t about people behind their back
molly: hey jessica i haven’t seen u in a while!
jessica: haha yea we need to chill together and sh-t chat
molly: fer sure 🙂
dropping a deuce/taking a sh-t and talking/chatting on a phone
nick: what’s up ,what are you doing?
rob: nothing ,just dropping a deuce and thought i’d call for a leetle sh-t-chat.
nick: dope son
like chit chatting, but you are talking to people online with your laptop while in the process of taking a sh-t
“hey whats up?”
“not much just sh-tchatting”
“sweet”
to shoot the sh-t or to talk sh-t to a buddy. sh-tchatting is a refined art…please do not try this if you are unexperienced!
hey man, wanna go grab a beer and sh-tchat?
the online equivalent of chitchat, when most of what is communicated are lies, lies and more lies.
in a typical sh-tchat, two or more parties make themselves out to be more successful, more attractive, more mysterious, more intellectual than they really are.
fat dylan knew sh-tchat was 99-percent bullsh-t, and after over a hundred sh-tchats, he ought to have learned his lesson: girls don’t date fat guys.
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