shit chauffeur


also “sh-t showfer”

one who drives a party bus, late night taxi or uber service, or designated driver for the evening. often forced to manage or at least put up with inebriated drama.
“i had to buy a whole case of baking soda and kleenex for my sh-t chauffeur job tonight hauling around a bachelorette party. i heard two of the bridesmaids used to go out with the groom; which should really make it a red letter night.”

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