shit-chucking crazy
the state of mental illness which has symptoms including sending thirty text messages when there have been just three replies, repeatedly making false allegations, and using the subject’s child as a bargaining chip against a person who has moved on after the subject initiated a break up.
seriously, that b-tch is sh-t-chucking crazy. she broke up with me, but has been blowing me up, making sh-t up, and trying to use her kid against me since she found out i had moved on.
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