shit closet


a clever synonym for b-tthole.
jj: so how’d it go with that four armed blue/purple haired hottie?

jy-ss: dude, she w-ssa dude, but i locked my c-ck in his sh-t closet all night anyway
the small room found off the master bathroom that measures approximately 4 x 4 that houses only a toilet. a small place one goes to sh-t.
bob has been in the sh-t closet for over an hour now, what the h-ll is he doing in there?

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