shit comet


an unconscious human who has shat him or herself during free fall at terminal velocity.
joey thought it would be funny to take benadryl and laxatives at the same time just before sky diving. little did he know, this would affect his ability to pull his chute, therefore causing him to become a sh-t comet.

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