shit cramp
a pain in the gut that is a result of having to take a big dump
“pull over, i gotta sh-t cramp!”
cramps one gets from holding in their cr-p for too long. usually happens during school or in a public place with either horrible restrooms, or none at all.
billy: ughh!
andrew:whats wrong man?
billy:i dont wanna go to the resttom and my stomache is killing me!
andy: thats sh-t cramps for ya.
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