shit crane
when you have long hair and one of them somehow detaches from your head and gets stuck between the lower cheeks. when you take a sh-t you will notice that the hair has somehow not only remained attached to your -rs-, it has become attached to a piece of sh-t too, anchoring it to your behind. woe betide the luckless person who doesnt notice the sh-t crane in time and ends up dragging the sh-t out of the toilet when they check the paper.
i had to throw out my scissors. i got a sh-t crane which i couldnt detach so i had to cut it off.
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