shit-crippled
the inability to take a p–p due to one’s current circ-mstances.
“i go to take a p–p and after sitting in the stall i hear a little kid talking to his mom. i was completely sh-t-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.
the feeling of still having sh-t in your -sshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your -ss several times. when one is sh-t crippled, they tend to walk funny.
“i took such a huge dump that i got sh-t crippled, let’s just say walking to john’s house was not pleasant after that…”
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