Shit Dialing
clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. see also poo texting.
that b-tch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found sh-t dialing in our bathroom! talk about taking out the trash!
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