shit dick

when a guy gives a girl (or guy if gay) -n-l s-x and gets p–p on thier d-ck.
becky : omg. anna did you get -n-l by tom?
anna : h-ll yeah!
becky : what happened!?
anna : i have him sh-t d-ck
becky : oh dayummm
1)one whos p-n-s shows the remnants of fecal matter due to previous rectal encounters with another male. 2)one who is, or show features of a gay person. 3)general insult.
1)i see that sh-t d-ck come out of the gay bar every friday night! 2)stop acting like such a sh-t d-ck! 3)get out of my face sh-t d-ck!
insult that implies that the object is a h-m-s-xual.
what the f-ck is wrong with you, sh-td-ck?
1) someone (usually gay) who has -n-l intercourse with either a man or woman, leaving fecal remnants on their p-n-s.
2) a racist term regarding african-american, implying that their p-n-s is brown-the color of sh-t.
1) those two guys are total sh-td-cks.
2) that guy’s listening to 50 cent!? jesus, what a sh-td-ck!
when u cornhole someone and pull out with extras
“i funked some nasty ghetto ho in the -rs-, and got p–pd-ck!”
the state of a p-n-s after penetrating a r-ct-m without a condom
i f-cked her in the -ss but i was left with sh-td-ck
someone who’s life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else’s. a literal d-ck made of sh-t would be the perfect example of a sh-td-ck, as no matter how sh-tty your life is, no one wants to be a d-ck made of sh-t.
“f-ck. i got my d-ck caught in the shredder.”
“yeah? well i’m a d-ck made of sh-t. how do you feel now?”

or

“man, i have cancer.”
“man, i have two kinds of cancer!”
“dude, don’t be such a sh-td-ck!”
a parasitic disease which includes a major symptom known as sh-tting out of ones d-ck when in the act of peeing. the origins of this highly rare parasite is unknown, but it was rumored to have first occured in 5000bce when a cave man decided to shove a dung beetle up his d-ck; hence the name ‘sh-td-ck.’ the chances of a male child being born with sh-td-ck is .69% or 69 people in every 10000. sh-td-ck can also be spread by remaining in the carbon dioxide bubbles of soda. it seems to prefer c-ke over pepsi. sh-td-ck is also known to cause a hostile personality shift when the host is accused to harbor sh-td-ck. if the host refuses the accusation before asking it is clear that person has sh-td-ck. sh-td-ck has yet to be funded and the cure is unknown.
i feel bad for jose. it seems his sh-td-ck is really acting up today.