shit ear
a derogatory term for a person with a birthmark or large mole on their ear that resembles a smear of sh-t
“excuse me, have you fallen over in some poo a got it on your ear?”
“no, it’s known technically as sh-t ear and i would thank you not to mention it”
a person who emits faeces from their ears when they sneeze.
“i tried to hold this sneeze in today. alas, no use. smatterings of sh-t went everywhere. man am i a sh-t ears or what?”
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