shit far
usually a response to a wild or outrageous story exclaimed in disbelief or awe by someone of redneck heritage.
bubba: cletus done went & killed a 12 point deer out in the backyard.
billy jo: sh-t far!
roughly the distance between old east campus and the tritowers at nc state university
or
exactly .5 miles
student a: hey bro, wanna go to the creamery?
student b: i want some ice cream so badly, homedog… but the library’s like two sh-tfars from ut and i’m way too lazy to walk that.
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